Madonna Says "In Rod We Trust"

While I've enjoyed all the coverage today of the Madonna "baseball" story, I originally thought of this pairing when I heard the news. It would seem to make the most sense. I hear the inanimate carbon rod is not selfish in intimate matters.

Kudos to Cardboard Junkie for his take on the subject. The only way this is news for this blog is if Madonna suddenly developed an interest in Carlos Quentin. Somehow, I don't think that's likely to happen.

It's probably a sign that "Piece Of Your Action" by Motley Crue just popped up on the iPod.