Thursday, August 7, 2008

Nudge Nudge

'Evening, squire!

Good evening.

Is, uh,... Is your trade a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know what I mean?

I, uh, I beg your pardon?

Your, uh, your trade, did it go, eh, did it go, eh?

Well, it sometimes "goes", yes.

Aaaaaaaaah bet it does, I bet it does, say no more, say no more, know whatahmean, nudge nudge?

I'm afraid I don't quite follow.

Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

Are you, uh,... are you trading something?

TRADING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay?
Oooh! Ya wicked ya! Oooh hooh! Say No MORE!

Well, I, uh...

Is, your uh, trade a sport, ay?

Um, it does involve sport, yes!

I bet it does, I bet it does!

As a matter of fact, it usually involves baseball.

'Oo isn't? Involves games, eh?
Knew it would. Invloves games, eh?
Trades have been around a bit, been around?

They have traveled, yes. They're from Illinois.

SAY NO MORE!!
Illinois, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire!

I wasn't going to!

Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib?
Does your uh, does your trades invlove... photography, ay? "Photographs, ay", he asked him knowingly?

Photography?

Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?

Holiday snaps, eh?

They could be, they could be taken on holiday.
Candid, you know, CANDID photography?

No, no. I'm afraid I don't have a camera.

Oh.
Still, mooooh, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay?

Look... are you insinuating something?

Oh, no, no, no... yes.

Well?

Well, you're a man of the world, squire.

Yes...

I mean, you've been around a bit, you know, like, you've, uh... You've "done it"...

What do you mean?

Well, I mean like,... you've TRADED, with people...

Yes...

Did you trade back?

OK, basically, I've gotten really behind on trades. If you are still awaiting a trade from me, send me an e-mail and give me a nudge. I haven't forgotten, but probably need a reminder. There are piles pulled aside for a bunch of people, I just need a nudge to sort things out.

Thanks!

1 comment:

Bubba said...

Monty Python is all kinds of cool.

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