Sunday, September 19, 2010

Talk Like A Pirate Day

Talk Like A Pirate Day's official MLB spokesperson,
DAVID AARDSMA

ThAARR be the treasure, me hearties!

Davy Jones' locker be in me mouth. ListAARRRine, please!

ThAARR be me name and numbAARR!

When you see the whites of my numbAARR, I be huntin' for ya!
One day, through a perfect alignment of karma, David Aardsma will play for the Pittsburgh Pirates. Until then, MLB's "Talk Like A Pirate Day" spokesperson, David Aardsma, will be one team away from greatness.

6 comments:

Mariner1 said...

If the Pirates would like to have him, I would be willing to give him up for just about nothing. He is hAARR to watch when he pitches.

Johngy said...

Aaaaaaarrrrrr this be a fine post, matey!

Steve78 said...

I know you mentioned the Pittsburgh Pirates. But wouldn't the way to talk like a Pirate be "Man, how could we not have had a winning season since 1992?"

White Sox Cards said...

Yaarrr. Ye neednt be remindin' the brethren about thaar recent misfortunes. That'll get ya sixty days in the brig or ya might be findin' yourself walkin' the plank, matey.

Steve Scott said...

As a Giants fan, I remember his ML debut, when he broke Hank Aaron's all time major league record for being first in alphabetical order.

White Sox Cards said...

As a kid, I never thought that MLB alphabetical record would be broken unless that player had the last name of Aardvark. Aardsma even surpassed my predictions.

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