Winners

There were 14 valid entries put into the randomizer. Sorry, Kevin, since you won the board game, your entry for the computer game was ineligible.

Winners of Strat-O-Matic board games.
1. Chris (address confirmed)
2. Kevin (address confirmed)

Winners of Strat-O-Matic computer games.
1. Johngy (address confirmed)
2. zman40 (address confirmed)
3. Don (address confirmed)

Thank you to everyone who participated! Winners, please send me your mailing address, if you haven't already done so.

Make Me Laugh Contest Winner

There have been 10 entries and 10 funny lines. I have to admit, I chuckled at each one. I based this contest on what would make me laugh upon the initial reading. There was no further scientific explanation.

One entry made me laugh the hardest upon the initial reading. One entry was very tough competition for the eventual winner. I wasn't expecting that. Those two entries made for a very tough decision.

The runner up is zman40 for Doing his best Austin Powers imitation, Alexie asks Curtis "does rubbing my balls on your buttucks make your horny?"

The winner is TheJaw for Ha Ha. Alexei make you Curtis Cottontail.

The simplicity and absurdity of TheJaw's entry made it very tough to beat. Drawing on my love of comedy movies, zman40's entry made me laugh, but just not hard enough to win. For that, I'd like to award an honorable mention.

TheJaw and zman40, please e-mail me with your addresses and preferences.

To everyone else, thank you for participating. Hopefully, I'll be doing this type of contest again, in the near future.

The other fantastic entries are as follows:

Dan - Yeah, Alexei, that's right, a little bit lower . . . lower . . . ooooo, right there! Yeah that's it!

csd - A thermal detonator in his pocket will slow him down.

dayf - It's only gay if the balls touch.

--David - "This is a simple, outpatient procedure... We'll have that out in a jiffy..."

steveisjewish - moooooooon river
you ever serve time?

Rod - ewwwwww, curtis, put a cork in it. Ok I will.

MGonnella - "Maybe if Josh Fields and Wilson Betemit 'kissed' a little more ass, they would have kept their jobs."

Lonestarr - Alexei: "I got you, pshewpshew!"
Curtis: "Argh... Noooooooooo!!"

Thanks for the great entries!

Four Addresses Still Needed

OK, the contest is over and I have still yet to hear from four winners. Just a reminder to those who have won and not contacted me, yet.

Andy, Bo, The Gooch and PAB... please e-mail me with your addresses and your favorite MLB team, so I can get your winnings out soon.

***UPDATE***

Just received Bo's address and favorite team.

Still need Andy, The Gooch and PAB.

***UPDATE 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO***
Andy kindly supplied me with his mailing and team information.

Still looking for The Gooch and PAB.

***UPDATE 3: COMIN' AT YA IN 3-D!!!***
Everyone is accounted for! All prizes will be in the mail shortly.

The Winners

The contest is over and the winners are going to be announced. It was a great ride and there have been some quick responses and some great answers. I tried to make the questions a mix of easy, super easy and "damn, I have to look that up".

The big winner is Bo! Bo answered three questions correctly and got the bonus question! Everyone did a wonderful job in this contest. I applaud each and every one of you.

Here are the list of winners.

1982 – steveisjewish
1983 – dayf
1986 – Bobble Mike
1987 – PAB
1988 – night owl
1989 – Bo
1990 – Andy
1991 – J.C.F. (to be distributed to the other winners)
1992 – Bo
1993 - motherscratcher
1994 – dayf
1995 – Thorzul
1996 – Bailey
1997 – Paul
1998 – Bo
1999 – Paul
2006 – Bobble Mike
2007 – The Gooch
Bonus - Bo

J.C.F. has agreed to donate his winnings to everyone else, so everyone will be getting a smattering of 1991 White Sox cards. J.C.F. will be getting a special package from me, later down the road.

Everyone who has won needs to e-mail me with their address and their favorite team. Please include the years that you have won, so it's easier on me. There are obviously a few winners who prefer teams other than the White Sox. So, everyone will be getting bonus cards of their favorite team. Yes, that includes White Sox fans too.

Bo will be receiving a few extra things in his package for answering the bonus question.

Packages will be sent throughout December.

Thanks for participating everyone!