A New Place For Teahen

If Mark Teahen doesn't improve enough to instill confidence to either play him more often or dupe another team into giving up prospects for him, he may be useful in a different aspect to the White Sox... as chief surgeon of the White Sox M*A*S*H unit.

Even if the Wikipedia entry is true, it's odd and hilarious. Just call him Hawkeye.

Thanks to South Side Sox for the heads up!