Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Separated At Birth? Schwarz And Waits

Mid-nineties White Sox pitcher Jeff Schwarz and singer/songwriter Tom Waits. Separated at birth? Tough call.

I'd hate to think that the fastball had been drinking or that Jeff had on pasties and a g-string underneath his uniform. Maybe Jeff was one of the rain delay dogs? OK, I'm done.

1 comment:

Jason T. Carter said...

My favorite Waits song: "I Don't Wanna Grow Up." Because I don't.

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